Slogans

Slogans, Banners, Placards and Posters

Wherever people turn they should see evidence of our support of hunting - Good materials may also be found HERE The Summer of Discontent website also has information about posters and banners - especially GIANT banners. HERE
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SLOGANS	Submit your ideas for addition to this site - click HERE for the submission page
The Official march Slogan collection may be found HERE
DICTATE TO THE COUNTRYSIDE AND REAP THE HARVEST YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET
A fool and his voters are soon parted	Caution country people - dangerous if pushed too far	What do Mugabwe and Blair havein common?... They share the same common agricultural policy.
MUGABE AND BLAIR SHARE THE SAME AGRICULTURAL POLICY.... STUFF FARMERS	I'm a Veggie & Proud to be Here!	Hunting is Humane- READ the Burns Report!
POLICE PRIORITIES - HUNTING MUGGERS OR MUGGING HUNTERS ?	Bliar!	RIDE TO HOUNDS , NOT OVER THEM!
HUNTING. IS THIS THE MIDLOTHIAN QUESTION ?	FARMER. 24/7 , 12/12 , 365/365. RAIN , HAIL , OR SNOW I CAN'T AFFORD TO EAT MY OWN BEEF !	CHAUVINIST, POLITICALLY INCORRECT, MONOCULTURAL , IMPERIALIST, ANTI-EURO, BRITISH ! AND PROUD OF IT !
SET-ASIDE WESTMINSTER !	NIMROD NOT NIMBY !	MUGABE BEGAN LIKE THIS.
DON'T TRUST THE NATIONAL TRUST !	BEAGLERS DON'T RUN AWAY	TRY TO STOP ME - JUST TRY !
THE PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING !	REMEMBER THE BOG-BLITTERS !	DO YOU RECALL WILLIAM RUFUS ?
YOU CAN TAKE MY HOUNDS ONLY FROM MY COLD. DEAD, HAND.	TIME WE HAD A GUN-PACK IN LONDON.	4OO,OOO TWISTED CONTORTED FACES ?
I HUNT RATS.	BETTER SCARLET THAN YELLOW !	CERBURUS THE HOUND OF HELL IS TWO-HEADED , NOT TWO-FACED !
THE MIDNIGHT HUNT IS OUT !	SURTEES RULES OK ?	ISLONGTIN ROOLS OK ?
JACK MITTON RIDES AGAIN , ALL SHROPSHIRE BEHIND HIM !	OUT OF THE WAY ! JORROCKS IS COMING !	FOUR AND TWENTY THOUSAND , TROTTING THROUGH THE PARK.
FACE US IN THE FIELD !	STRATFORD EAST NEWT - HOUNDS.	CATCH ME IF YOU CAN !
SOUTH YORKSHIRE JAGUAR - HOUNDS.	MY WIFE'S PEKINESE HUNTS SNAILS - YOU GOING TO SHOOT IT ?	BRYN HEDD BOBBERY PACK WILL HUNT ON !
Frightfully well-behaved person objecting mildly. OH ! I SAY !	BE CAREFUL . LITTLE MAN , WE'RE BEHIND EVERY HEDGE !	MY DOGS WILL 'AVE THEIR ANONYMOUS GOOLIES !
THE WARNING BEACONS ARE ALIGHT !	THE RAT-PACK IS OUT !	GO ON ! ARREST ALL OF US !
MONDAY 23RD - THE MUZZLES ARE OFF !	THESE ARE SMILES - WAIT FOR THE TEETH !	THE GLOVES ARE ON TODAY, NOT TOMORROW !
WELSH, SCOTS, AND ENGLISH , TOGETHER IN WAR !	REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST BECKET ?	RAMBLE IN WESTMINSTER ! IT'S NOT SAFE IN THE HILLS!
NOO LABOUR RELIES ON THE WEDNESDAY PACK !	DON'T WRECK IT , BECKET.	SURELY CARAVANS ARE FOR CAMELS ?
BLAH. THE WHORE OF BABBLE-ON.	MINISTER FOR RURAL AFFAIRS ? WE NEED A LICENCE FOR THAT NOW ?	PROPERTY OF THE PRESCOTT HOME FOR THE LINGUISTICALLY CHALLENGED.
VIVE LES ROSBIFS !	I AM A FARMER , NOT A PARK-WARDEN !	I'm no chicken farmer !
SO WHAT HAS BRISTOL DONE WRONG?	SHALL US BURY 'IM UPSIDE DOWN ON A CROSSROADS WIV A STAKE FRU 'IS ART ?	MUGABE STARTED OFF AS A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST..........
ENGLISH MP'S SHOULD BE ENGLISH. WELSH MP'S SHOULD BE WELSH. SCOTS MP'S SHOULD BE WELSH OR ENGLISH.	WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LOSE YOUR CHERRY , TONE ?	SIG HEIL TONY ! VE SOCIALISTS SHTICK TOGETHER MUST !
I CAN GIVE YOU MY POCKET MONEY FOR A YEAR MISTER TONY , IS THAT ENOUGH TO BUY A BILL ?	WE GOTTA BOMB SADDAM AND SAVE THE WORLD ,PAY THE BLOOD PRICE , AN' BE PREZ OF YURRUP !	SOD THE FARMERS AN' HUNTERS , THEY'RE ONLY BRITISH.
BREEDING COLONY OF GORILLAS DISCOVERED IN HULL !	WHY DOES THAT MAN WALK ON HIS KNUCKLES MUMMY ?	PILTDOWN MAN LIVES ! (IN WESTMINSTER.)
POLENTA ? - YOU MEAN POSHO ! I FEED MAIZE TO MY STOCK ! (or is that too obscure?)	I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES SAYS EX-MINISTER. FAIRIES LIVE IN THE WOODS TOO !	IT'S TIME TO GO TO THE DOGS
EVEN ATILLA THE HUN DIDN'T KILL THE STOCK !	THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF FURY.	WHY IS OUR SHOP MILK GARLIC FLAVOURED , MUM ?
YER 'A' SNOBS , SAYS SPEAKER.	I AM NOT A VEGETARIAN !	HE'S A LOUSY GUITARIST AS WELL !
CRIME RATE UP I JUST DON'T SEE IT !	FATHER XMAS IS A STOCKMAN !	ALL STOCKMARKETS DOWN !
Blair's Britain - CONCRETE THE COUNTRYSIDE ! BRICKS FOR ALL!	Blair's Britain - LAST TREE IN BRITAIN CONDEMNED AS HEALTH HAZARD !	Blair's Britain - CHELSEA MAN GETS TEN YEARS FOR MUD ON 4X4 !
Blair's Britain - BEAT YOUR PLOUGHSHARES INTO BIJOU GARDEN FURNITURE !	Blair's Britain - DO I HAVE TO BE SPANISH TO HAVE A FISHING LICENSE DADDY ?	Blair's Britain - DADDY , DADDY , CAN WE GO TO SPAIN TO SEE A FISH ?
Blair's Britain - WELCOME TO BRITAIN'S FUN PARK ! FEED THE JOLLY FARMER IN THE CAGE!	Blair's Britain - "YES DEAR , THAT'S A SHEEP , GIVE THE POOR MAN A PENNY HE LOOKS SAD.	CLOSING DOWN SALE : BRITAIN AND CO. NO OFFER REFUSED APPLY WESTMINSTER ET CIE INTERNATIONAL AUCTIONEERS
PROMINENT CITIZEN ARRESTED FOR BLOW JOB ON HORN !	ARE YOU HORNY TOO ?	COME AND BLOW WITH US !
MAKE A CUP OF TEA AND GET A DEGREE ! APPLY AT ISLINGTON UNIVERSITY !	COME BACK MARGARET ! ALL IS FORGIVEN !	I AM NOT A GROCKLE ! I WORK HERE !
THE TOLPUDDLE MARTYRS WERE AGRICULTURAL WORKERS !	SHEEPS OUR LIVIN' , INNIT ?	WOOLLYBACKS DEMAND FREEDOM FROM INTERFERENCE !
EAT A LAMB FOR BRITAIN !	EXCLUSIVE ! POLITICIAN CLAIMS HUMAN ANCESTRY !
GUY FAWKES WAS RIGHT !	IF THE C.A.P. FITS - WEAR IT ! FLAT HATS FOR FREEDOM.	CAN WE GROW CANNABIS NOW DADDY ?
OUVRIERS NOUVEAUX A LA LANTERN !	FARMER - KNACKERED , PISSED OFF AND BROKE.	BOG OFF , OR I'LL METRICATE YOU !
FARMER , RAIN , HAIL OR SNOW, 24 HOURS A DAY, 365 DAYS A YEAR.	100% YOKEL , OK ?	DO ANTI'S HAVE UNKLS ? OR JUST PROBATION OFFICERS ?
RISE AGAIN ESSEX MAN !	WHAT DO THEY KNOW OF COUNTRY ? WHO ONLY CITIES KNOW?	MP'S MAKE GOOD SHARKBAIT.
REMEMBER THE DIGGERS.	LABOUR ? WHEN DID THAT BUGGER LAST PICK UP A SHOVEL ?	PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF DONCASTER.
THE TERRIERS WERE READY IN I939. WE'RE READY AGAIN !	UN M'SIEU , DEUX M'SIEU , TROIS SACS PLEIN M'SIEU !	WESTMINSTER WINDFARM ! 100,000,000 GIGAWATTS !
THE EARTH IS FLAT , SAYS BRUSSELS !	QUARANTINE WESTMINSTER. INNOCULATE LONDON !	JOHN PEEL MFH FOR PM !
CAN I HAVE A QUANGO DADDY ? EVERYBODY ELSE DOES !	YOU'VE BEEN QUANGO'd	ROSBIF OU ESCARGOTS ? VOUS AVEZ LE CHOIX !
GORDON BROWN - PICKPOCKET TO THE MASSES.	FISHERMEN SAY BLAIR MAKES ROD FOR OWN BACK!	BLAIR FOR PRESIDENT ! (OF CUBA).
JOIN THE COOK FAN(NY) CLUB !	REED ORL ABOWT IT ! PRESCOTT PIBLISHES DICKSHUNERY !	WHY DID MR BLAIR BURN BUTTERCUP , MUMMY ? I HATE HIM !!
MR BLAIR MUST BE VERY GREEDY , MUM. TO COOK ALL THAT MEAT AT ONCE !	DAD , IT'S NOT FAIR ! BLAIR'S LAD GETS PISSED !	MANDELSON DRAG-HUNT.
ROCKIN' ROBIN & THE COCKETTES !	MUGGERS FOR BLAIR !	NO ! NO! CHERRY! NOT THE FOXTROT!
WELCOME TO THE FARM MARGARET, YOUR SLURRY-PIT AWAITS YOU.	IF WE HAVE TO SEPARATE PARLIAMENT & THE EXECUTIVE, DO WE HAVE TO CHOP CHERRY'S HEAD OFF ?	BOG OFF TONE, TRY WORKING FOR A LIVING.
" FARMERS? LET THEM EAT CAKE ,CHERRY !"	" WHAT'S BURNIN' CHERRY? HANG ON , I'M FIDDLIN'."	PLEASE CONTRIBUTE TO BROWN'S DINNER JACKET FUND.
BLAIR NO GEORDIE ! SAYS PIT-YACKER !	FLAP YOUR HANDS AND FLUTTER FOR TONE !	"OH DEAR , IT'S THOSE RUDE COUNTRY PEOPLE AGAIN ! DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR CHERRY ! THEY'RE MUDDY !
THE GENTLEMEN OF ENGLAND say " FOX OFF , TONE!"	YOU SCRATCH MY BACK , & I'LL STAB YOURS ! (HANSARD 2002.)	IT ALL STARTED BECOS CHERRY STOOD IN A COWPAT AND RUINED HER NEW WHITE STILLETOES !
"I WANNA WALK IN FRONT OF THE QUEEN !" "NOW , NOW , TONE ! MANNERS !"	SEEKING VOTERS BY THE SCORE , TONE OILED HIS WAY AROUND THE FLOOR.	BEAST OF BOLSOVER TREED BY TONE'S BITCH PACK!
BLAIRGHEHEIMESTAATSPOLIZEI (FARMENGRUPPEN)	BLUNKETT KEEPS A HOUND. WHY NOT ME ?	TONY'S LOST HIS HUNTER ! ANGIT A SHAME !
HERN THE HUNTER RIDES ! DIANA. THE HUNTRESS.	Will the Customs confiscate my car and sell it if I have more than one dog aboard?	Blairite Broadcasting Corporation
Eradicate TB not Hunting!	Blair - committed to countrycide	Blair's put the National back into Socialism
Life, Liberty and the Happiness of Pursuit	"All time is lost wot is not spent in 'unting"	Jorrocks to Blair
Ask Mamma - tell Blair	Handley Cross - Countryside B----y furious	Jorrocks = Grocer - Prescott = grosser.
Hunting - "it is like the hair we breathe, if we have it not we die"		"'Unting is all that's worth living for"
Ready for the Rural Revolution!	New Labour - ethnically cleansing the Countryside.	Back Us or Back Off
"We'll keep our cows* in the countryside if you keep your bulls* in the city"		It's not just country people - it's the countryside!
Tone deaf to the truth about Hunting!	Cats hunt birds. Banning that too? It's natural instinct!
Hitler banned Hunting......	Great Britain - Not State Britain!	RIGHTS BEFORE RIOTS or RIGHTS OR RIOTS
Stop this country from going to the dogs - follow hounds (available as a car sticker HERE - opens in a new window		Liberty for the Countryside!
Blair - all for Countrycide	Not an inch, not a yard, not a mile will we yield: no surrender	Beagling - hare today - here tomorrow
Rural Rights for Rural Types	Labour axing countryside jobs	New Labour can't see the good for the sleaze!
Hounded out by Labour	Who caught your tea? (worn by a deerhound!)	Born to hunt, Forced to march, Ready to fight
In modern Britain people should have the choice	The Countryside is not a Theme Park	Civil Liberties or civil war
Hunting for Freedom	Don't let Blair take liberties with hunting	Labour can't see the woods for the sleaze

BANNERS AND PLACARDS TO CARRY - Return to TOP
Banners and placards serve two purposes - getting the message across and giving visual appeal for television and newspaper coverage - don't forget the latter when designing yours. NEW 28.8.02 DIY ideas HERE
Key Points	Should be lightweight and easily folded or stored - difficult to carry an 8x4 sheet on the train!
	Clever, witty, hard hitting, catchy slogans - these are effective.
	Rude, obscene, insulting or just plain dishonest will do more harm than good.
	Short, sharp and to the point will look good on television.
	If the hunt's name appears - make sure that the Master(s)/Chairman is happy that the name is associated with the action - have some available with and some without the name.
	Having a variety of placards make sit look less like Rent-a-Crowd - BUT do have a seeding of CA March posters held as banners - product identity.
DIY	Banners with pockets at either end for broomstick etc. are good - walking sticks and umbrellas will do when you wish to arrive incognito.
	Board placards are easy if you are reading this because you have a computer. A3 is the smallest reasonable size for placards and can be produced as two A4 sheets.
	Placards are best laminated - currently Staples will laminate A3 at about 1.69/sheet. If you have any supporters who work in schools they may have access to a laminator in which case the 'pouches' cost about 50p each.
	When mounting these placards make sure that the staples only go through the pouch and not through the paper as well otherwise water gets in and inkjet prints smudge. It may be worth cutting down the sheets of A3 or 2xA4 to give more of a margin.
	Some office stationers will laminate into pouches with self-adhesive backing - excellent for sticking your placard to hardboard. Such banners will withstand a wet day or two if dried carefully.
	Foamboard and Correx make excellent placards - light, weather resistant. These materials may be sourced via some office suppliers or art shops - do you have a friendly estate agent? They often use Correx and may be able track it down or spare some soiled FOR SALE boards
	Matchpots are a good source of varied paint colours - choose bright colours and bathroom or kitchen paint - it is more weatherproof.
Commercial Producers	Please let me have contact details for other reliable commercial producers - they can be added to the list.
	.Banners for All - a company that make lightweight fabric banners printed to your design - HERE

POSTERS, BANNERS AND PLACARDS FOR PERMANENT OR SEMI-PERMANENT DISPLAY Return to TOP
Key Points - planning	The following advice was received recently - make of it what you will - "The Position regarding planning: Any advertisement/banner larger than A4 strictly speaking requires planning permission. However, under the relevant planning laws any council is required to make a specific order against any site and require that it is removed within 28 days. Even a move of a few feet will be sufficient to satisfy such an order and a further order (still requiring 28 days for removal) will need to be made. If required to move the banner do so on the 27th day in order not to lose lots of days grace. If any problems arise with local authorities etc please call the CA's legal help line for advice. 01892 537 311"
Key Points - siting	Siting of banners: please bear in mind the following: - it should not block any sight lines - it should be at a distance so as to be readable from the road with ease - it should be in a position readily visible from a vehicle (e.g. close to the sight line when looking at the road ahead rather than at right angles to the road at the point at which it is read.
Erection and maintenance	Erection and maintenance: The erection, maintenance and security of the banner is the responsibility of the person erecting it. It is clearly vital that there is no danger to road users or others from the banner. It is not wise to hang banners from motorway bridges, if they are vandalised they may fall onto the motorway. It is perfectly acceptable to attach them to a vehicle on a bridge.
Persevere	If antis remove or deface your posters of banners - replace them or correct them. The Summer of Discontent website relates how one set of Correx boards had been defaced with the words "BAN HUNTING" in red paint - the enterprising supporter just added the word "WHY"!
Fixing	Staple guns are excellent for small posters - use a dozen of more staples in three columns of 4 - this makes it very irritating for the antis to tear down!!
	Use battening on the back of Correx or Foamboard - much more permanent.
	Spray mount (adhesive in an aerosol) is good for fixing A3s and A4s to many smooth surfaces - wall paper paste is harder to transport and apply but works well - some is available in a bathroom grade - more water resistant.
Commercial Producers	.Banners for All - a company that make lightweight fabric banners printed to your design - HERE

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